Roses are red

Roses are red,

But this one's unique.

Does it move?

Does it squeak?

I licked it once.

I sniffed it twice.

Definitely not beef

Nor lamb with rice.

Eh, I'm going back

To sleeping bliss.

Fetch me my pillow

After I pee on this.

xoxoxoxoxoxo,

Erika and Sebastian